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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"
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"What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol? My record is 21 years."
"My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish"
"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."
"""It's a bird! It's a plane!"" - my 3 year old niece, excited as hell over some basic shit."
"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11."
"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."
"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"
"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."
"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."