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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."

"When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash. I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds."

"What did the band kid say to the other band kid after she found out he was cheating on her? ""You double timing son of a bitch!"""

"How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow? You ask an informer"

"What do you call a politician in a house fire? Burning Sanders!"

"Reddit is a lot like my fridge. I check it constantly, even though I know nothing has changed."

"Where does a beaver priest live? In a God Dam House!"

"Waldo asked his wife what was for dinner... Fondue, waldo."

"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"

"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."