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Joke of the Day
"Two women were sitting quietly."
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"No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us."
"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""
"I named my bathroom ""the Jim"" So I can tell my friends I go to the Jim everyday"
"""2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS,"" I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle."
"13 year old girls be like ""I need a man who.. "" Lol the only Man in your life should be Spongebob. Yallah go finish your homework."
"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"Why can't Armenians drive? Because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss"
"This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother"
"Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book."