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Joke of the Day
"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."
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"16: 'We should put a flat screen on the wall!' Wife: 'I really don't like mounting things.' Me: *mumbles 'No shit.' W: 'What was that??'"
"I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!"
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of Chips!!!"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."
"What do you get when you have a blonde do a handstand? A brunette with bad breath."
"Interview Tip: When you get the ""where do you see yourself in 5 years"" question, don't say ""post-apocalyptic tribal warlord""."