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Joke of the Day

"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."

"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"

"I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats."

"You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over."

"I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! She always insisted on having sex doggy-style...."

"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."

"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."

"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."

"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""