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Joke of the Day

"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."

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"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"
"I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats."
"You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over."
"I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! She always insisted on having sex doggy-style...."
"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."
"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."
"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."
"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""