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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"

"What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting? Penis-illin'"

"If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat."

"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

"What does it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"

"How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb? OVER 9000"

"What's the Russian word for water? Vodka"

"I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples."