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Joke of the Day

"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""

"Life without geometry... is pointless"

"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."

"Cop wives... Fuck the police."

"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"

"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."

"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"

"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"

"Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you."

"Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size? The Ns justify the means."