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Joke of the Day

"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I fell asleep at 3:45. My 5yo woke up at 6:30. Use protection, young people."

"Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet."

"What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave? Shoplifting"

"I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane."

"this is stick *dog wags tail* this is branch. its made of sticks *tail wags faster* this is tree. it makes sticks *dog helicopters into sky*"

"Sorry for shouting ""go go gadget personality"" while you were speaking. Please, continue."