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Joke of the Day
"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."
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"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."
"Whenever I catch someone talking about me behind my back I tell them you discussed me"
"What do you call an openly gay detective? Surecocks Holmes"
"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"