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Joke of the Day

"I keep having these fantasies about the beautiful Lottery Lady on Saturday Evening TV ... .... No, not about winning the jackpot, I'm imagining her holding my balls in her hands."

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"As a customs officer, I don't always agree with people... ...but I see where they come from."

"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."

"Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb? Because there was a glass ceiling."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it'll take 10 episodes."

"Though he came from a long line of spoons, Sammy Spork always noticed a slight resemblance to Mom's friend Frank, the fork living next door."

"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"

"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"