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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"
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"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Everybody laughed at me when I said I was going to be a standup comedian. They're not laughing now."
"A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door: Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? ..."
"I had sex with Obama last night... And I'd just like to say, let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!"
"My girlfriend has lost all feeling from her waist down.... what an insensitive cunt."
"What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel."
"Friends may come and go, but friends with benefits cum and go"
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Not much. It just gave a little whine."