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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... no seriously, it can happen. (seen in an Irish pub)"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang a picture! Happy Easter!"

"What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian? A glutamate."

"I don't think playing catch with the kid was the problem so much as the fact that I kept dropping him."

"Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running."

"I just hope I love my child enough to stab a referee that made a bad call against him in a little league game."

"What do you call a Jew who is terrible with money? Bernie Sanders."

"Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake After several day of agonising pain, the snake finally died."

"A double entendre is when I don't know what the hell you're saying. Twice."