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Joke of the Day

"What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking? There's no place like OM."

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."

"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."

"Morning after The morning after pill...did you know it's called the ""anti-baby pill"" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the ""regret pill"". However in Chicago it's called the ""crime fighter"" pill."

"How do you know when you should get a puppy? When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out"

"I fell off my bike 3 days in a row Its a vicious cycle I tried."

"HEAD OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SEVICE: so how will we name all these hurricanes? GARY, WHOS BEEN DIVORCED 31 TIMES: i have an idea"

"A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer..."

"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."

"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."