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Joke of the Day

"You know who are the best pussy magnets? Gynecologists.."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"

"What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale? It's made with more hops!"

"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"

"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"

"Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think...Animal Cracker!"

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down'."

"Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts."

"A guy tells his friend a long sleeping joke, which his friend hates. ""That was a bed joke,"" said his listening friend."