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Joke of the Day
"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"
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"Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float. One says,""It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."" The other replies, ""What makes you think I'm not?"""
"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"
"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
"What's good for the soul and rarely found in America? A sense of humor."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"
"At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"
"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""
"Someone told me: You shouldn't fall in love because you might get hurt.... I said yeah: And you shouldn't fuckin live because you might die.."