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Joke of the Day
"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"
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"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."
"I'm not mature enough to work at Siemens."
"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."
"Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, ""I think you mean 'bowel'."" I said, ""Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."""
"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"
"I started writting an autobiography but I gave up... Story of my life."
"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."
"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"Asked my daughter to get me a glass of water & she brought me a glass of wine....she's either Jesus or I gotta remember the lies I tell her"