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"What's a nice guy's fave drink? M'mosa"
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"There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two."
"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut? I've never had a walnut on my face."
"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."
"If everyone contributes a small amount of their income... Together we can pool the resources to defeat socialism."
"A little girl comes home after school: ""Mommy, mommy, someone at school called me a dumb bitch."" ""What does dumb mean ?"""
"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"