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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."
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"Where do police put their drinks? Copholders"
"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"
"should I get a ""hummus"" tattoo in Hebrew and Arabic?"
"How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife."
"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"
"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."
"I would pay big bucks to Sea World to see a dolphin fly out of a water tank into the stands and start rolling around and eating people."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"