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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."
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"Worst Possible Baby Name: Adolf Judas Kardashian."
"Part of the Reddit fence got ripped out of the ground by a tornado. We've been having to do a lot of re-posting."
"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."
"My roommate asked me why I'd invited a bunch of Parisian newspaper men over for breakfast. I told him I always make coffee with the French press."
"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"
"After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes. He declares that these are the times to try men's soles."
"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"
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"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. There's nothing more endearing than happy people applauding themselves."