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Joke of the Day

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."

"Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design."

"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"

"Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian? The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable."

"How much does funeral insurance cost Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out Alternatively: an arm and a leg"

"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"

"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."

"Family...Friends....Fun...Fridays. All good things start with ""F""."

"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"