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Joke of the Day

"I changed my ID to say ""Organ Bonor"" rather than ""Organ Donor"". It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh."

"God: One last thing before I let you in. Let's look at your Google search history. Me: I'll show myself out."

"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines!"

"Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers."

"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"

"my date is in 2 hours, which means I have very little time to fix my glasses and fix my bangs and get a career and lose 50 pounds"

"A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand."

"my revisionist Snakes on a Plane movie is just some snakes going on vacation and having an awesome time"