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Joke of the Day

"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"

"While it's true that ""ain't NOTHIN' wrong"" with my neighbor Karen's tits, I understand that I don't need to notify her each morning."

"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."

"My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours. Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What's the difference between having sex while skydiving and a smelly vagina? Well, one's a kinky stunt..."

"My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD.' I put her in her place."

"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""

"What do you call a gay assassin? Ass ass in"

"How do you get people to pirate an album? Release it on TIDAL"