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Joke of the Day
"I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary."
Next Joke
"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"
"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."
"What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone."
"I named my first dog ""What"". Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked ""What is the name of your first pet?"" and I kept answering ""Yes."""
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."
"Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage."
"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."
"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."
"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"