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Joke of the Day

"Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !"

"I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten."

"Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator."

"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "

"I would tell a joke about fat people, But they have enough on their plate as it is."

"The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords."

"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"

"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."

"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil"