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Joke of the Day

"Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator."

"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"

"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"

"""Titanic."" ""What??"" &nbsp; ""Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."""

"Why does Santa come only once a year? (Its not the chimney one) Because it's all his sack can handle"

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."

"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"

"Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario."

"A man and a woman are having sex, when her husband comes early... she is sad."

"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"