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Joke of the Day

"Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator."

"How do you keep a jack ass in suspense? Sorry, someone just knocked on my door. I will have to submit the answer tomorrow."

"The Chinese New Year sure is a lot less ryanseacresty."

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."

"Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane. Number 5 will blow you away."

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child? Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"

"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"

"Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black."