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Joke of the Day

"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"

"Yo mamma is so fat her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight."

"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier."

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose."

"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"