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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil"
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"Do you know what really brings your face together? A really bad smell!"
"Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now..."
"ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like ""lets stay here and move pots and pans"""
"will somebody tell my friend its spelled ""gif"" not ""gf"" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer"
"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."
"Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too."
"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."
"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."