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Joke of the Day
"I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten."
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"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers."
"Unexpected sex... ....is a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison."
"Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"I have two dogs. One named Rolex and one named Timex. They're watchdogs."
"no homo but imagine sleeping with a grizzly bear and being the little spoon..shit would be 100x better than a snuggie"
"A man walks into a bar... and asks for chicken tendies."
"What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka? Dead."
"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"
"Me: I didn't get anything this year. Do you think Santa's magic...is running out? Wife: Santa isn't real Me: Don't lie to save my feelings"