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Joke of the Day

"""Okay--don't get cancer."" (My response to ""Have a safe flight."")"

"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"

"""HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! Seriously? You're 10 years old."" ""..."" ""Beer before liquor, never sicker. NEVER. SICKER."""

"With all the awful things happening in Nepal... you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?"

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives? An anti-derivative."

"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."

"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."

"What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios"

"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."