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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards."
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"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."
"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."
"How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms"
"[visit to zoo] See kids? All these animals have to live here in cages because they woke daddy up early one time."
"Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR."
"Cinderella Joke What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? UGHACKLURB (Gagging noise)"
"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""
"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide."