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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..? Cancer."

"anyone remember this funny one ?? ''u miss 100% of the shots u don't take'' -wain gretski -michel scoot ! XD"

"What's the secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beams? Jetfuel."

"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."

"So a Jew with a boner walks into a wall ..Breaks his glasses..."

"What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to? Cantelope."

"""I'll teach you the gropes."" -perverted mentor"

"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? he woke up"