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Joke of the Day
"Me: Table for one, please. Waiter: Would you like to see the men-- Me: YES."
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"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."
"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."
"Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail"
"What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere."
"My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece as a retirement gift for the boss.. We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card."
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline"
"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."
"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."
"Today is a new day. Be thankful. Do something nice for yourself. Call someone you haven't spoken to in a while. Run with a pair of scissors"