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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lightbulb invented? Somebody had an idea."
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"They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum"
"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."
"""Keep away from children to avoid suffocation"" was the best advice I've ever received. You have to pay for that nowadays"
"Twitter. Where people you don't know are better friends than your real friends."
"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"
"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."
"3-year-old: *stares at the baby* What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is?"
"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."
"A girl next to me in the trai sneezed. Me: bless you She: I have a boyfriend A few rows behind us : I'm vegan"