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Joke of the Day
"How does a farmer find a sheep in the long grass? Satisfying"
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"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"
"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."
"This girl winked at me and said she wanted to go somewhere quiet. So I took her to the library."
"After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says ""if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."""
"Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their... Dramatic Paws"
"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."
"I'm in business running a celebrity lookalikes agency... ...I'm trying to acquire some more Chers."
"I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, ""I wanna watch""."
"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."