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Joke of the Day

"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."

"What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!"

"So a neutron walks into a bar... So a nutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""how much for a drink?"" bartender simply shrugs and replies, ""for you, no charge."""

"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."

"What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire? She's Bright..."

"Hobbies include: 1. Crying about the past 2. Procrastinating in the present 3. Worrying about the future"

"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"

"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"

"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"

"Why can't Monday get a girlfriend? Because it always comes to fast"