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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
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"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""
"I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs."
"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"
"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."
"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."
"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."
"I saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other this morning. Gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie"
"How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb? It's already lit fam"
"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."