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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
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"How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave? There's Starbucks next to the headstone."
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"
"Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard."
"Thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me. It means a lot."
"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."
"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."
"There was no Mrs. Noah & the ark was lonely, thus explaining the evolutionary mishaps you'll find at Walmart."
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."