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Joke of the Day

"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."

"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"

"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."

"What's brown and sticky? A poop."

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"

"""Why did u jump off that bridge?"" My friend did it too ""Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?"" Yes. I literally just said that"

"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."

"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."

"I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer."