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Joke of the Day
"How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb? It's already lit fam"
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"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"
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"Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? They need space."
"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."
"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."
"What do dads say when they see someone peeing? European."
"What's the difference between a nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees of the wrist"
"Wife: What ARE you doing? Me: [pelvic thrusting around the kitchen] Gettin jiggy wit it what's it look like? W: Making the dog nervous."
"Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."