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Joke of the Day
"How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb? It's already lit fam"
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"He called me passive aggressive. I just smiled and left. Cut his brake lines on the way out for good measure, though."
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"Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine."
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