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Joke of the Day

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."

"What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number? B9"

"12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb? Me: And you came with a no return policy"

"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"

"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."

"I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes. She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section."

"Don't go over-analyzing my statuses. If I made sense all the time I wouldn't need to be here so much."

"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."

"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"