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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who has one eye bigger than the other His hame is Iain"
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"I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia."
"What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. EDIT: spelling"
"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""
"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."
"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"
"When you use a stranger's phone charger, you're charging with everyone they've ever charged with."
"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"
"Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!"