21399
Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who has one eye bigger than the other His hame is Iain"
Next Joke
"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."
"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"
"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
"Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house."
"if you collect ladies of the night [nsfw] does that make you a whorder"