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Joke of the Day

"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."

"Stole a bunch of extra long q-tips from the doctor. Who wants to party?"

"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."

"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"

"What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce."

"Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner."

"Friend: you should come over tonight. we're watching 'How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what? Friend:"

"How do you surprise a blind man? Stick a plunger in the toilet"

"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."

"Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it."