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Joke of the Day
"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."
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"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"
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"So my neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM... Who knocks on doors at three in the morning? It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes."
"Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: ""If you can read this, my bitch fell off."""
"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"
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"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"
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"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"