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Joke of the Day
"Bumped into an old friend. We were both staring down at our phones. We just kept walking."
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"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."
"Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!"
"How to lose an argument with a woman: 1) Argue."
"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."
"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"
"What's grey and comes in litres? An elephant. Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share."
"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out."