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Joke of the Day

"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"

"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"

"My teacher always hated my answers to her math questions. ""If I have 6 candy bars in one hand and 7 in the other, what do I have?"" Diabetes?"

"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."

"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"

"If I was hanging off a cliff for my life and you told me to take your hand I would stop screaming to tell you I'm afraid of intimacy"

"Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear."

"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"