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Joke of the Day

"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"

"What do nuns do? Nunthing"

"Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)"

"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"

"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."

"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."

"How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"

"What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving? Shirenara!"