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Joke of the Day
"How do you reunite the Beatles? With two bullets."
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"What's Dracula's favorite beer? Bloodweiser"
"""Are you seeing anyone?"" Me: lately I've been seeing this squiggly floaty thing on my peripheral vision. Floaty thing: We're just friends."
"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."
"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."
"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."
"Doctor Vs Patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."
"Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo."
"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""