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Joke of the Day
"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""
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"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."
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"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"
"That awkward moment when you die, and all you were trying to do was take a selfie with a lion on a jungle safari.."
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"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"
"[wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]"
"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"