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Joke of the Day
"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."
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"Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems."
"Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake."
"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."
"What should you care? My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."
"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they drive slowly near schools"
"I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill"
"If there is no emoji to express the emotion, does the emotion really exist?"
"What happened to the number 10? It got stuck in 9/11"