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Joke of the Day

"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung"

"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"

"what did the handsome highschool boy wear to school? a whole lot of DAAAAAMN DANIEL"

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

"""We can't hire you. We're trying to get more diverse"" ME: But I'm Hispanic [A bear walks in wearing a fresh Hooters outfit] ME: Aw man"

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"Mother Teresa lived to 87. Do you know how much sex she had in all those years? Nun."

"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."

"There's no such thing as a stupid opinion Said the world's first feminist"