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Joke of the Day

"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."

"One I heard at a restaurant ""Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"" She whispered softly to her date. ""It's possible"" he admitted, ""Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"""

"What did the Italian say when the eel swam by? That's a Moray."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"

"My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9."

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"Are trees really necessary? They seem kind of arbor-trary."

"The 1st rule of idiom club is loose lips sink ships. The 2nd rule is don't let the cat out of the bag. Last but not least, the 3rd rule."

"OMG, he's almost here. How's my hair? My clothes? How do I look? (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy."