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Joke of the Day
"A simple ""Fuck you"" can save hours of conversation."
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"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
"[Image] An image speaks louder than words. If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone."
"What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together? Carbon Dating."
"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"
"Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don't fool me. Oh that's your bf. You still don't fool me."
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"
"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."
"So They Cancelled Halloween In India This Year. They ran out of Ghandi."
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"