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Joke of the Day
"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"
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"The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song... Hit the road Jack"
"I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae."
"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."
"I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures."
"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"My dad always said, ""I before E expect after C"". Society taught me otherwise."
"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."
"What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!"